alt_mcgonagall

In light of recent events, exams and Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons have been cancelled. All other lessons shall continue as one might expect.

I have heard the most absurd rumors regarding what occurred last night. To put these wild speculations to rest, then: Hydra Lestrange was found to have been possessed by a malicious spirit, which was also controlling the actions of a basilisk hidden deep in the castle's plumbing system. Through courage, daring, and research, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley and Harry Marvolo deduced these facts and sought adult assistance in resolving the situation. However, they discovered that Gilderoy Lockhart - our former Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher - was a snake in the grass. He forced them to accompany him to confront the basilisk, and when he was hurt in the pursuit, Mr Marvolo took the initiative and despatched the beast.

The potion to awaken the Petrified individuals has been administered, and they are slowly recovering in the Hospital wing - as are Hydra Lestrange and Ginny Weasley, who you may recall was missing last night as well. Professor Carrow, naturally, has been cleared of all wrongdoing in these matters.

As a result of these events, the Lord Protector has come to Hogwarts Castle. While He will not be available for the majority of the day, He will grace our table at supper tonight. A feast shall be held in His honor and all students are requested and required to attend in their best.

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alt_lucius

Thank you, Minerva.

Of course, there are still matters to be addressed with the Governors - and perhaps we require stricter standards in our qualifications for teachers, given that twice running, now, a professor at Hogwarts has shown malicious intent toward Mr Marvolo.

But at least we may be assured that there is no further threat to the school, and, as we had all surmised, the 'Heir' business was nothing more than the use of an old rumour to create an opportunity for Lockhart to become a hero.

That he corrupted the elf is most disturbing - though truth be told, that elf probably ought to have been put down long ago as defective.