alt_mcgonagall: McGonagall looking haughty. (haughty)
alt_mcgonagall ([personal profile] alt_mcgonagall) wrote2010-06-02 10:43 am

As all students have already heard...

In light of recent events, exams and Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons have been cancelled. All other lessons shall continue as one might expect.

I have heard the most absurd rumors regarding what occurred last night. To put these wild speculations to rest, then: Hydra Lestrange was found to have been possessed by a malicious spirit, which was also controlling the actions of a basilisk hidden deep in the castle's plumbing system. Through courage, daring, and research, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley and Harry Marvolo deduced these facts and sought adult assistance in resolving the situation. However, they discovered that Gilderoy Lockhart - our former Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher - was a snake in the grass. He forced them to accompany him to confront the basilisk, and when he was hurt in the pursuit, Mr Marvolo took the initiative and despatched the beast. 

The potion to awaken the Petrified individuals has been administered, and they are slowly recovering in the Hospital wing - as are Hydra Lestrange and Ginny Weasley, who you may recall was missing last night as well. Professor Carrow, naturally, has been cleared of all wrongdoing in these matters.

As a result of these events, the Lord Protector has come to Hogwarts Castle. While He will not be available for the majority of the day, He will grace our table at supper tonight. A feast shall be held in His honor and all students are requested and required to attend in their best.
alt_sirius: (Shocked)

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[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-06-02 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Is Harry all right?
alt_molly: (Serious)

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[personal profile] alt_molly 2010-06-02 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This journal--it wasn't one of the Ministry's magical journals that we can all read, then?

Do you have any idea how Ginny was involved in all this? Percy said she was having fainting episodes, and they often occurred at the time of the attacks--when the basilisk was out, I suppose. Did she have this journal for awhile?

alt_frank: (Default)

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[personal profile] alt_frank 2010-06-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be blown.

only ever saw one pheonix before. and he'd be able to get his hands on the sword if anyone could.

damn him, if he's here, why hasn't he told us he's around? and if he isn't, who else could it be?
alt_sirius: (Thinking)

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[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-06-02 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point, Frank.

Was it Dumbledore's hat, too, Minerva? I've heard of pulling rabbits out of hats (don't ask!) but swords?

Anyway, I thought when he last contacted us he was in America!

I don't know what to think, honestly.
alt_frank: (don't mess with me)

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[personal profile] alt_frank 2010-06-02 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
well it's not like we can pin the old man down. he's always done whatever he wanted, and it's not like this is the first time we were left out of what he's got planned.
alt_nymphadora: (Brown Hair Repose)

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[personal profile] alt_nymphadora 2010-06-02 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Blimey, things have changed up there since my day. Most excitement we ever had was that time the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor 6th year prefects got into a fight over a girl and fell through the glass in Greenhouse 4.
alt_sirius: (OhHellNo)

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[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-06-02 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, kid - good to hear from you again! How are you recovering?

And I've a feeling that as long as Harry's at Hogwarts, we're in for more of this sort of thing. Strap in for the ride, kiddo.
alt_poppy: (considering)

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[personal profile] alt_poppy 2010-06-02 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
'However, they discovered that Gilderoy Lockhart - our former Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher - was a snake in the grass.'

That's as opposed to the snake in the pipes, I take it, Minerva?

To be honest, while I'm sure he'd have fancied himself a python, Gilderoy Lockhart has never been more than a slow worm in a well-manicured garden.

alt_sirius: (Sincere)

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[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-06-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Poppy - is Harry all right?

I suppose Minerva's a little fussed with Voldemort there and all.
alt_sirius: (intense)

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[personal profile] alt_sirius 2010-06-02 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And he really went against a basilisk? By himself?

I -

I mean to say. I ought to be cross at him for taking such a foolish chance, but I can't stop grinning, all the same.

He's James's son, all right.
alt_molly: (Default)

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[personal profile] alt_molly 2010-06-02 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. Oh, Minerva, this actually brought tears to my eyes. It makes me think of what Frank always says--go, go, Gryffindor!

It means that at least some of James and Lily must live on in the boy. And if the Lord Protector has taken him as his ward but still can't corrupt his essential nature...there may be hope for the rest of us yet.
alt_poppy: (alert)

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[personal profile] alt_poppy 2010-06-02 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He is all right, Sirius. But as Minerva has hinted, he suffered a bite and would undoubtedly have died in the Chamber had it not been for the phoenix's timely intervention.

I had very little opportunity to speak to the boy, you understand, but I did examine him and found him whole save for a few scrapes and bruises. He was most impressed with the phoenix, but then Malfoy put his nose into the office and the boy stopped mid-phrase and said not another word. I rather think he's decided not to say anything to them about it, which seems very wise.
alt_poppy: (that was close!)

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[personal profile] alt_poppy 2010-06-02 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I was grateful for the chuckle your phrasing inspired.

I wish I thought I would never again have to give Him a report on my treatment of that boy's injuries. Thank goodness it was nothing dire this time. I'm quite certain I couldn't have suppressed the business of the bite and the phoenix if he'd thought it more than a formality to question me.
alt_hermione: Hermione knows what she's doing (Default)

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[personal profile] alt_hermione 2010-06-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Draco and Ron and Harry never did deduce that it was a basilisk, that was ME! And I know it wasn't them, I didn't have any paper in my hand when I woke up, I'd written it all down, so they must have come and found out from me while I was Petrified!!!
alt_hermione: Hermione smiling. (smile)

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[personal profile] alt_hermione 2010-06-02 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I only wanted to say so, because I was rather proud of myself, and the next thing I know it's like no time at all has passed but Harry's taking all the credit!!!

Anyhow, of course it isn't, you weren't there when I woke up, you ought to have seen - I'll write a bit about it, hold on!!
alt_molly: (Default)

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[personal profile] alt_molly 2010-06-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll give you every scrap of credit you deserve, sweetheart! It was extraordinarily clever of you. Thank you.
alt_lupin: (No pictures please)

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[personal profile] alt_lupin 2010-06-02 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
We know the truth, Hermione, and we're terribly proud of you too. And very relieved indeed to hear you're up and about again.
alt_frank: (littlesmile crossed arms)

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[personal profile] alt_frank 2010-06-02 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, kid.

course you'd figure it out before anyone else would. you're one of the smartest witches I know.

good to see you up and about.
alt_hermione: Hermione smiling. (smile)

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[personal profile] alt_hermione 2010-06-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you Mr Longbottom!!!
alt_lucius: (Assessing)

[personal profile] alt_lucius 2010-06-02 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Minerva.

Of course, there are still matters to be addressed with the Governors - and perhaps we require stricter standards in our qualifications for teachers, given that twice running, now, a professor at Hogwarts has shown malicious intent toward Mr Marvolo.

But at least we may be assured that there is no further threat to the school, and, as we had all surmised, the 'Heir' business was nothing more than the use of an old rumour to create an opportunity for Lockhart to become a hero.

That he corrupted the elf is most disturbing - though truth be told, that elf probably ought to have been put down long ago as defective.
alt_bellatrix: (Default)

[personal profile] alt_bellatrix 2010-06-02 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I have put in a request to dispatch of the elf myself.
alt_lucius: (ExcuseMe?)

[personal profile] alt_lucius 2010-06-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Freedom? For that insolent creature?

Far too good for it.